{"id":390,"date":"2013-02-04T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/?p=390"},"modified":"2013-02-04T10:17:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T10:17:00","slug":"kamu-mau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"Kamu Mau?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Kamu mau?, bangun pagi ngeliat saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Makan pagi eh ada saya lagi.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Pulang kantor loh kok nongol muka saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Sholat berjamaah imamnya saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Kalau flu yang bikinin bubur encer saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Pas lagi PMS nggak ada yang ditonjok, ya terpaksa nonjok saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Kalau ngidam, yang beliin Magnum saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Bagi tugas ganti popok sama saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Nyuruh saya yang jawab, kalau anak-anak nanya pertanyaan jebakan kayak \u2018mama adik bayi datengnya dari mana\u2019.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Diskusi mengenai pilihan universitas mereka sama saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Lalu, skip skip skip, sampai nyabutin uban saya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Bikinin saya teh anget kalau masuk angin.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">Yah, semacam saya lagi, saya lagi setiap hari?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<i><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">&#8211;Mau?<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i> <span style=\"font-size: small;\">#reblog from ceu uuphii<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kamu mau?, bangun pagi ngeliat saya.&nbsp; Makan pagi eh ada saya lagi.&nbsp; Pulang kantor loh kok nongol muka saya.&nbsp; Sholat berjamaah imamnya saya.&nbsp; Kalau flu yang bikinin bubur encer saya.&nbsp; Pas lagi PMS nggak ada yang ditonjok, ya terpaksa nonjok saya.&nbsp; Kalau ngidam, yang beliin Magnum saya.&nbsp; Bagi tugas ganti popok sama saya.&nbsp; Nyuruh saya yang jawab, kalau anak-anak nanya pertanyaan jebakan kayak \u2018mama adik bayi datengnya dari mana\u2019.&nbsp; Diskusi mengenai pilihan universitas mereka sama saya.&nbsp; Lalu, skip skip skip, sampai nyabutin uban saya.&nbsp; Bikinin saya teh anget kalau masuk angin.&nbsp; Yah, semacam saya lagi, saya lagi setiap hari?\u201d &#8211;Mau? #reblog from ceu uuphii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arifyoga.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}